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			<title>8 Ways To Skip Your Friends' Stupid Shit Now That It's Warm Out</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:16:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Friends: They&#039;re always inviting you to their stupid shit. Birthday drinks, improv shows, parties that aren&#039;t within 200 feet of your bed &#151; you name it! Fortunately, when it&#039;s cold and terrible outside during winter, it&#039;s easy to skip this shit, because you can just text your friend &quot;sorry, it sucks outside&quot; and miss their thing and they have to be cool with it because they&#039;d totally skip your thing too if the situation were reversed.</p>

	<p>When it&#039;s <span class="caps">NICE</span> outside, however, skipping your friends&#039; shit becomes much more difficult. So difficult, in fact, that many people simply give up and actually <em>attend</em> the shit. This is a classic amateur mistake, and one that, after reading this post, you&#039;ll never have to make again! Here are <strong>8 Surefire Ways To Skip Your Friends&#039; Stupid Shit Now That It&#039;s Nice Out</strong>:</p>

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			<title>What Kind of Beer Drinker Are You?</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:04:03 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>7 New Versions of Beer Pong</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:42:03 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>We Tasted 7 of the Worst Cocktails Because How Bad Could They Be?</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 23:13:28 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Ever since man first mixed alcoholic drinks together, other men have mixed gross things together and dared the first man to drink it. The seven drinks below have appeared on multiple &quot;Worst Cocktail&quot; lists floating around the web. But are they really that bad?</p>

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			<title>5 Reviews from a Water Aficianado</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 21:52:52 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p><strong><span class="caps">LABEL</span>:</strong> <span class="caps">DASANI</span><br  />
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			<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:43:01 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2012 10:53:01 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>8 Drinks from College "Bartenders"</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 14:32:55 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 06:11:18 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Getting drunk isn't a game, you guys, it's work.]]></description>
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			<title>8 Crazy Stunts Sponsored by Beverages</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 13:32:40 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><em>After Red Bull sponsored Felix Baumgartner&#039;s 23-mile-high jump, we investigated what other beverages are planning to do to top this stunt.</em></p>

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	<p><strong>Tequila: Longest Fall from Grace</strong><br  />
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			<title>Oppa Starbucks Style</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:37:22 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Ayyee, sexy latte!]]></description>
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			<title>Bourbon Flavored Toothpaste</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 15:11:17 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Ke$ha finally started that toothpaste line she's always talked about.]]></description>
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			<title>Psyppuccino</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:09:45 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I'll take mine Gangnam Style.]]></description>
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			<title>Ecce Homo Face in Coffee</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:51:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's a sign from a poorly restored God.]]></description>
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			<title>Monkey Loves Pepsi</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2012 11:00:58 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I think he just has a vendetta against polar bears.]]></description>
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			<title>Bartender Uses Pool Cue and Domino Effect to Make Drinks</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 13:53:52 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Cool, but I really just wanted a beer.]]></description>
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			<title>Citrus Ship Drink Garnish</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:27:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[All aboard the good ship martini!]]></description>
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			<title>Orange Juice Best if Used by Trent</title>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2012 15:24:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Wrong again, orange juice, the stolen juice tastes sweetest.]]></description>
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			<title>Dinosaur Office: Coffee Run</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2012 10:18:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[The dinosaurs face the only thing worse than extinction: a coffee shortage.]]></description>
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			<title>Kid Drinks Bottle of Water in Less Than Two Seconds</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 13:20:42 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This guy is going to be a hit at one of America's fine Mormon institutions of higher learning.]]></description>
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