CollegeHumor: Drive through

Valentine's Day Drive Through Prank

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:06:26 -0500

Every meal is a happy meal, when it's served by your valentine.

Singer Songwriter Orders from Sonic Drive-Through

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 14:16:41 -0500

This kind of makes me want to work in fast food. Wait, no it doesn't.

5 Drive Thru Pranks That Haven't Caught On Yet

Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:22:37 -0400

Pull up to the drive-thru. When asked for your order, respond with incoherent mumbles and gibberish. You will be asked to repeat your order, at which point you should mumble again in a similar fashion. The prank is on! Now that you’ve had a chance to look at the menu, realize that you are hungry, and order a cheeseburger (coherently this time). As you eat your burger in the parking lot, notice yourself becoming overwhelmed by a feeling of crushing loneliness and isolation. Find yourself considering that you might as well just mumble all the time because, if you think about it, no one is really understanding you anyway—at least not the real you. Your drive-thru prank, you can now see, was an embodiment of man’s futile attempt to connect with his fellow man. Can anyone ever truly know another person? Decide that they cannot. Call your significant other and briskly end the relationship with no explanation. Have immediate regrets about this.

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Tue, 28 Sep 2010 20:11:42 -0400

You should've seen her cut the pickup truck by using the ladder as a ramp.

Horse Through the Drive-Thru

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 12:08:22 -0400

They gave him the wrong burger, so he ate the horse instead.

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Wed, 22 Sep 2010 11:24:21 -0400

Just running some tests.

Batman Robbin' Taco Bell

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 12:22:29 -0400

He is not the hero Gotham deserves.

American Idol Contestant Sings to McDonald's Drive-Thru Window

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:15:43 -0400

It's good to see that there's a future for Idol losers.

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Mon, 26 Apr 2010 19:57:40 -0400

He just wants his entire hand covered and hardened in the red strawberry dip. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR YOU DAMN INTERNET KIDS!

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Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:06:54 -0400

That dude is SO gonna hook up with the drive-thru girl in the back seat later.

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Tue, 05 Jan 2010 21:38:29 -0500

How else is he gonna carry all those chili dogs, a car?

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Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:18:03 -0400

Well, it is in a elderly Florida community so they're assuming you're driving a golf cart. Having said that, it's still very illegal.

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Thu, 08 Oct 2009 11:53:36 -0400

They thought of everything except cup holders.

Ohhhhh sh*t. Google Maps car be wantin some In-N-Out Burger

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:05:29 -0400

Google Maps goes out of their way to document the drive-thru lane.

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Wed, 06 May 2009 17:55:03 -0400

He found a loophole in the law. You can drive a horse and buggy high and it's not illegal. The only problem was the White Castle was 3 hours away. By car.

Billy Mays Orders Breakfast at the Drive-thru

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:30:36 -0400

He's entertaining even as a customer. That's range.

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Tue, 28 Oct 2008 14:06:56 -0400

"The deer ordered two cheesy gordita crunches and a DIET Coke, get it right next time!"

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Sun, 10 Aug 2008 23:39:46 -0400

"He was so focused on ordering he didn't notice me taking the picture."

Drive Through ATM Disaster

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:03:15 -0400

Hopefully he withdrew a lot of money.

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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:27:06 -0400

"This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."