Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Optimal speed for reaching Country Kitchen Buffet in time.
"All we hear is NO, NO, NO and we're happy about that, because honestly, that guy needs to be giving me more table scraps." -- the dog.
The more you text, the better your chances to meet Jesus Superstar! What're you waiting for kids!
Tips for Keeping Yourself Entertained on a Long Car Trip
If you like it, then you should put another truck in it.
Mavis Beacon Teaches Texting
What did injury attorneys do before social networking websites?
But he WAVED!
OH MY GOD! I think he's trying to tell me something, but I don't know what.
"Sir, are you aware you were going 35 miles UNDER the speed limit?"
"I'm sorry sir, I had you going at about 14.56 MPH. Now you know as well as I do that it's standard to round-up in this situation."
Officer, I swear I was doing 28.
She is old, asian, and a woman. How is this news?
He's listening to a remix of "Who Let The Dogs Out."
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