Looks like someone paid for express shipping.
You should see what happens when they repave the road.
In Jesus' name we cruise, amen.
Eat your heart out, Berverly Hillbillies.
Your tone isn't helping, traffic sign!
Awesome, sure, but what if this was the way he died.
When it comes to your driving test, there are no wrong answers, sweetie.
No, I don't want no chimp.
This is what Green Day must be talking about.
When dad went through his midlife crisis, he bought a car with more horse power.
I pity the fool who doesn't abide street signs.
Yeah, this spot looks perfect.
It's just matching how he feels on the inside.
The morning commute was fabbbbbbulous.
Driver's ed is shockingly difficult around those parts.
Baby, he was born this way.
Oh, grow up, they are two consenting street names. they can do whatever they want.
Either way, your mom still sucks, Andrew.
"How else can I let people know I'm about to die?"
Slow down! PETER SLOW DOWN!
Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don't read them.
What if the school safety patrol is not present? Ah, come on!
It didn't mean to lose its temper, but the guy in charge of writing it did.
The only thing more important to a police officer than his badge is his sign that keeps him from having to pull people over.