Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.
People misunderstood when they said the bar had a dog.
You'll need the leash to keep them from stumbling.
"Whoa, was that a full year hahah. Time is just a construct of the mind, man."
I can't believe the bartender bought his lie that one dog year equals twenty-one human years.
Check out my ass hole
I guess he had a little too much Barkardi
His tongue is like a giant spoon, man.
He's going to be in a serious pickle when his owner finds out.
Air Bud's about to be the GREATEST MOVIE EVER.
Stay wrong, kitty. Stay strong.
"Dude haha, maybe, maybe it's YOU who's barking and I'M talking. You ever think about THAT!"
"Hahah dude stop, stop no pics. OK OK just don't tag this one. My mom's a facebook friend.'
He kept sayin' "You mah dog" to the cat while giving uncomfortable bear hugs to parrot."
I knew he was a party animal.
"She spiraled into a state of depression after we lost her favorite squeeky toy..."
Alcohol makes everything cute ('til she pukes on her beautiful fur coat).
Sometimes the only thing to spoon is your problems. We feel you, bro.
It's the cat's meow. The cat's husky, gravelly and coughing meow.
Don't worry he doesn't do that, he's just kitten.
"This is my 28lb kitty named Monster Truck."
Swans LOVE whiskey!
He awoke the next morning with hairballs all down his chest.