Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
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Gotta finish what you started.
Don't't drink and make signs...
Fill 'er up with Natty, please.
I don't know if I can handle the turnpike sober.
Did you know - nearly 1 in 4 UAlbany students think it's okay to drink and drive?
It's about time someone stuck it to Mothers Against Drunk Driving! They've been on their high horse for too long!
Haven't had a chance to use the oxymoron tag in a while.
I knew we were forgetting something.
Then again, so is skiing.
"18 years old with three M.I.P.'s and two D.W.I.'s but the best tatoo ever." There's no stopping him now!
"No open liquor IN the car."
Is Billy Joel's real license plate is PNO-MAN? My guess? Yes.
I bet 10 of these things and a keg would be an amazing party.
"She was drunk and backed over the gas pump and the station caught on fire. It was her second dui that year." It's amazing how much trust we put in other humans to just not do stuff like that, and how this woman broke that trust.
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