Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Haven't had a chance to use the oxymoron tag in a while.
I knew we were forgetting something.
Then again, so is skiing.
"18 years old with three M.I.P.'s and two D.W.I.'s but the best tatoo ever." There's no stopping him now!
"No open liquor IN the car."
Is Billy Joel's real license plate is PNO-MAN? My guess? Yes.
I bet 10 of these things and a keg would be an amazing party.
"She was drunk and backed over the gas pump and the station caught on fire. It was her second dui that year." It's amazing how much trust we put in other humans to just not do stuff like that, and how this woman broke that trust.
Don't drink and drive.... without checking out our insane prices first!
Am I driving drunk?
No, seriously. I'm drunk.
Does the state of New Hampshire promote drinking and driving?
"The slowest police chase ever. I wonder if he got a DUI for this?"
"BEST PART:THE KID IN THE BACK NEVER SPILLED HIS BEER AND WE DROVE IT 360 MILES HOME THE NEXT DAY" Did you spill beer on your caps lock though?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.