Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Don't drink and drive.... without checking out our insane prices first!
Am I driving drunk?
No, seriously. I'm drunk.
Does the state of New Hampshire promote drinking and driving?
"The slowest police chase ever. I wonder if he got a DUI for this?"
"BEST PART:THE KID IN THE BACK NEVER SPILLED HIS BEER AND WE DROVE IT 360 MILES HOME THE NEXT DAY" Did you spill beer on your caps lock though?
"Don't drink and drive. I found this on the frontpage of my hometown newspaper this morning."
Yeah, don't drink and make signs either buddy.
And I think we've found the cause of the problem...
Well, ya might as well be blunt about it.
No need to give this dude a breathalizer.
Hey ya gotta be responsible, ya know?
"The marines tried Iraq's version of a DWI..."
Genuis. Friggin' genius.
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