Tag: Drunk Driving

Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer is big on social media. Picture Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer is big on social media.
For those nights when you have to get home faster than 40 M.P.H. and puke on the kitchen floor. Picture For those nights when you have to get home faster than 40 M.P.H. and puke on the kitchen floor.
For the drunk that's always on the go! Picture For the drunk that's always on the go!
Finally, a beer for the alcoholic on the go! Picture Finally, a beer for the alcoholic on the go!
No wait you didn't let me finish! Picture No wait you didn't let me finish!
Can you get out and let me know if I'm going to hit the curb? Picture Can you get out and let me know if I'm going to hit the curb?
He's right, better buckle up. Picture He's right, better buckle up.
Online ad placement is back! Picture Online ad placement is back!
Gotta finish what you started. Picture Gotta finish what you started.
Don't't drink and make signs... Picture Don't't drink and make signs...
Fill 'er up with Natty, please. Picture Fill 'er up with Natty, please.
I don't know if I can handle the turnpike sober. Picture I don't know if I can handle the turnpike sober.
Did you know - nearly 1 in 4 UAlbany students think it's okay to drink and drive? Picture Did you know - nearly 1 in 4 UAlbany students think it's okay to drink and drive?
It's about time someone stuck it to Mothers Against Drunk Driving! They've been on their high horse for too long! Picture It's about time someone stuck it to Mothers Against Drunk Driving! They've been on their high horse for too long!
Haven't had a chance to use the oxymoron tag in a while. Picture Haven't had a chance to use the oxymoron tag in a while.
I knew we were forgetting something. Picture I knew we were forgetting something.
Then again, so is skiing. Picture Then again, so is skiing.
"18 years old with three M.I.P.'s and two D.W.I.'s but the best tatoo ever." There's no stopping him now! Picture "18 years old with three M.I.P.'s and two D.W.I.'s but the best tatoo ever." There's no stopping him now!
"No open liquor IN the car." Picture "No open liquor IN the car."
Is Billy Joel's real license plate is PNO-MAN? My guess? Yes. Picture Is Billy Joel's real license plate is PNO-MAN? My guess? Yes.
I bet 10 of these things and a keg would be an amazing party. Picture I bet 10 of these things and a keg would be an amazing party.
"She was drunk and backed over the gas pump and the station caught on fire. It was her second dui that year." It's amazing how much trust we put in other humans to just not do stuff like that, and how this woman broke that trust. Picture "She was drunk and backed over the gas pump and the station caught on fire. It was her second dui that year." It's amazing how much trust we put in other humans to just not do stuff like that, and how this woman broke that trust.
Don't get... Picture Don't get...
Don't drink and drive.... without checking out our insane prices first! Picture Don't drink and drive.... without checking out our insane prices first!