He's not sick, he's assuming the position.
    Don't worry, their dad's passed out on the yellow slide.
    Proof that there's such a thing as partying too hard.
    Febreze will take that stain right out.
    This pledge is about to get a nasty swirly, bros.
    He puked all that out of his nose!
    Call in the Bull-Dowzer!
    "This chick was sooo not DTF."
    "I found this taped to my head the next morning."

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