Picture How many of you could name two friends who would carry you home if you were paralyzed by jungle juice?
Picture "My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
Picture All I said was I had pictures of him grabbing Grimace in inappropriate places, and all of a sudden he wanted to step to.
Picture "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an