Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Drunk text messages are like clues to the terrible mistakes you've made
A gentleman woos a female with a sexually charged dance
It'd be smarter to have the higher scores for the drunks. That way they'd have a reason NOT to projectile vomit all over the wall.
And all this time I thought I had to be sober to get in shape
Drunk monkeys. Nuff said
"That guy just walked in and nobody had the nerve to ask him to leave."
He preceded to unscrew the cover off the shower drain with his finger nail and defile it.
The band-aid is the only shaming they actually did. He went to bed with the rest already on.
Can we get a courtesy flush, Red?
Looks like a normal fraternity formal to me.
"All in all not a horrible night. I'd even venture to call it a success."
Don't be confused. That's the Irish way to write numbers.
Whoa, that girl's got some range!
Don't worry, he's still peeing. It's just tiring standing up when you're that drunk.
Page 14 of 22
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.