Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
She was also drunk when she wrote that message.
Let this be a lesson to all of you at there: You can achieve any goal you want, as long as it's not jumping over a fence while drunk.
That couple in the background are actually his parents.
Warning: Object in glass may appear hotter than they actually are.
It's just like regular Monopoly, but fun
I've Gotta Feeling Parody
"Enough to have my little brother type for me."
There are a lot of things you're not allowed do while drunk, but writing haikus isn't one of them.
"Look, drunk carpooling is not nearly as dangerous as regular drunk driving. Imagine if there were two of us out there!"
They must've left the all girls in underwear pillow fight to get a snack in the kitchen.
Why don't you just crawl back into that hole you call a home you damn drunk.rn
"Make me feel good. Just make me feel gooood."
10 Tips For Playing Winning Drunk Golf, by Anthony Kim
They just got back from a wedding. Their wedding.
"I Got Drunk And Acted Like An Idiot In Front of Seth Rogen. Now I Am In A Movie"
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