Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
You know it's bad news when there are two toilet paper handles, and both are empty.
Everyone's got at least a few pictures they hope their parents never see.
"Every year during homecoming the 'war on sobriety' gets tanked for the full week of homecoming."
"Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself."
Oh he's just buzzed.
"Passed around when one of us slays a dragon."
Come on, get up! Pee and rally!
How many of you could name two friends who would carry you home if you were paralyzed by jungle juice?
If peeing your pants is cool, this guy's Miles Davis.
Girl-on-the-left looks like she still thinks she's drinking a beer.
"Yeah mom, I'm okay. They haven't harmed me."
Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay.
"My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton
"My buddy Frank's first time drinking." See what everybody's raving about, Frank?
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