Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."
"It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an
You have to be kinda drunk yourself to gamble for a tiller.
"David Blane, wasted, trying to make out with my friend Bryn. How do you make a creep disappear?"
Drunk walking is responsible for thousands of hilarious falls every year.
"80 year old woman at Put In Bay - guys were making out with her." I don't want to know where those beads came from.
All the way from Germany - spot the local drunk.
This is like the "Teamwork" poster.
"The drunkest man I've seen in a while.. We took over 20 pictures with him."
It's a modern day Cinderella's slipper.
If you stare at the ad's reflection, you can see the hysterical face of the guy who took this picture.
Very, very lost in his thoughts.
"They were so wasted they din't realize they were in the lawn."
Hey ladies, ever have a guy puke down your shirt before?
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