Picture It'd be smarter to have the higher scores for the drunks. That way they'd have a reason NOT to projectile vomit all over the wall.
Picture The band-aid is the only shaming they actually did. He went to bed with the rest already on.
Picture Here's a good way to clear out a bar in 20 seconds. Bartenders might even start using it after last call.
Picture "Mom thinks she can get remarried does she? We'll see how loving their new relationship is with a problem child!"