Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
The Fanciest Drunk Man Alive?
Little Bobby's Drunk Again Children's Book
Mess of a Human Being Gets Glamour Shot Taken
Girl Thinks Laundry Basket is a Chair
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
This way the puke doesn't get everywhere. It slides down the cardboard box, onto his chest a little, then, if we're lucky, 50% of it falls in the urinal.
"That's not where I put my keys..."
That's one massive loogie. Wait 'til you see him whip it back up.
You'd think she'd work it off after running 3 miles back and forth to her dorm for every update.
Best part about not being able to cook -- ice cold Hot Pockets.
She was also drunk when she wrote that message.
Let this be a lesson to all of you at there: You can achieve any goal you want, as long as it's not jumping over a fence while drunk.
That couple in the background are actually his parents.
"Enough to have my little brother type for me."
They must've left the all girls in underwear pillow fight to get a snack in the kitchen.
Why don't you just crawl back into that hole you call a home you damn drunk.rn
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.