Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
At least give him partial credit, he was only 2 letters away.
There are 6 more ducks on this page watching you too.
It's gaining on us go faster go faster!
Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.
What the fuck are you looking at, ducks? Yeah, that's right. Keep walking.
"It's ok, you can trust me."
"Quack for me, baby."
Quack, I crapped on your pillow. Quack.
It's about the war in Iraq.
Ducks can't get wet, so the females don't mind as much if you get it all over their back.
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
The Pied Piper of Duckberg.
Before you write me up, you should know that he can save us all a ton of money on insurance.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.