Picture Duct tape always solves the problem. One time it even helped out on a particularly hard Calc question.
Picture When your baby hasn't yet learned to stand, the logical thing is to tape them upright. Obviously.
Picture "I'm sorry sir, it seems you've suffered form 3rd degree duct tape burns. That hair will likely take 6 months to a year to grow back."
Picture This was a good idea in theory. Then the night was coming to an end and it took 3 hours to get her clothes off.