Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Don't worry, in two weeks he'll shed that duct tape and have a nice new shiny coat.
"I'm sorry sir, it seems you've suffered form 3rd degree duct tape burns. That hair will likely take 6 months to a year to grow back."
It could be worse. He could have made a couch out of scotch tape.
Serves him right for trying to stay up all night studying for mid-terms.
"Trust me dude, I once did this with a cracked chair in college."
This was a good idea in theory. Then the night was coming to an end and it took 3 hours to get her clothes off.
Caution: Boobs on display. Try not to stare.
World's worst S&M party.
If you want to be even meaner, make him drink a lot of water before taping him up.
"20 shredded newspapers, 50 shredded styrofoam cups, popcorn, our trash for the day, and all the bottles from the recycling bin."
An easy way to do wheelies.
World's best birdhouse.
"I am a paraplegic and my current wheelchair is a bit busted. To help out with this, my parents gave me red and green plaid duct tape for Christmas. Contrary to popular belief, duct tape does not fix everything."
You would think Grimace is the party animal.
Duct Tape Indiana Jones' greatest adventure will be taking the costume off.
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