"Forty five minutes after he woke up, he freed a hand and cut himself loose with a paring knife.  He then went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher.  And those are pans with silverware on his back to let us know when he wakes up."
"We start by taping the kid until he couldn't move (it took about four rolls). Then, we put him in the elevator where someone was waiting for him on the first floor. He was moved to the girl's dorm and left in their elevator with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign ta
The trunk doubles as a beer bong.
Duct tape tycoon - it explains itself.
"Yeah mom, I'm okay. They haven't harmed me."
Take that, fire escape!
That door drank so much it passed out.
Do horses pass out standing up?
"We packed as much packing popcorn and shredded newspaper between the door and this wall of duct tape as we could fit... When they open the door, it wall all fall into their room and they will will see the 6 foot penis we drew on the back."

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