Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I don't blame them. Glass doors look just like the things behind glass doors
"I'm just a regular 16 year old kid. I make good grilled cheese and I like girls."
Yeah, right. I'm gonna smoke MAD beers up in this
"It was like a movie with blue guys and they were in 3D. I think maybe they were Smurfs?"
You guys...you guys know what that means, right?
Awkward Facebook Proposition
Pretty soon politics will be discussed like this exclusively
"OK, so your on 1st Ave. Cool. I should be able to find that. Oh...Oh dear."
"Look, drunk carpooling is not nearly as dangerous as regular drunk driving. Imagine if there were two of us out there!"
Jokes on them, she's driving a Mercedes.
Finally, I can get funny jokes without having to eat popsicles
How to seduce women using your epic mustache while sitting in front of a fireplace
That does sort of look like Michael Jackson. But you know what it looks more like? A regular tree
"GTFO." - Bricks
He was the valedictorian of his high school class
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.