I fought the law, and the law won by a landslide.
What a crazed animal.
Please, don't bring sexy back.
Dumb Will Be Shot On Site.
Good thing technology lasts forever.
I will never apologize for being prepared.
It's best to view this in a red room to a soundtrack by David Lynch.
Selfies are the new mugshot
Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don't type anything that's more than 5 characters.
And it's cavity freshening.
The man who needs an instruction manual to put on socks.
Dumb question, dumber answers.
Nothing like that wind-swept/mangled look.
Bill Clinton, final answer.
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into n00bs.
On second thought, maybe you should give it a try.
Ladies like badboys, right?
"KEEP OUT. Or enter. I'm a sign not a cop." YEAH! You are just a sign, I can do whatever I want. But, just to be on the safe side, I'm going to obey.
Plank hard or go home.
In other news, man thinks he's a cat.
The worst part is that we know these people are reproducing.
I'm an idiot: Participating