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			<title>If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates</title>
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			<title>The Abbreviated Sorority Girl's Email Read by Gilbert Gottfried</title>
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			<title>The Most Insane Sorority Email of All Time</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:07:50 -0400</pubDate>
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	<p>It&#039;s always a shame when members of a tight-knit sisterhood like the University of Maryland&#039;s Delta Gamma chapter &#150; designed to foster friendships, a sense of social responsibility, and the best qualities of character &#150; threaten to &quot;cunt punt&quot; each other.</p>

	<p>But to be fair, most of those &quot;fucking retards&quot; spent the entirety of their Sigma Nu Greek Week mixer &quot;<span class="caps">LITERALLY</span> being so fucking <span class="caps">AWKWARD</span> and so fucking <span class="caps">BORING</span>.&quot; And how else is a member of their executive board supposed to react, if not to spew a batshit, hate-garbled stream of inane vitriol out to their entire chapter?</p>

	<p>Let this be a lesson to any and all &quot;asswipe[s]&quot; or &quot;weird shit[s] that do weird shit during the day.&quot; She <span class="caps">WILL</span> find you. And she <span class="caps">WILL</span> &quot;<span class="caps">FUCKING</span> <span class="caps">ASSAULT</span>&quot; you.</p>

	<p>And yes, this is real.</p>

	<p><center> <sub>*</sub>*~*~*~*~*~*~luv u guyz~*~*~*~*~*~*~* </center></p>

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			<title>I Think This College Might Be Catfishing Me</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 15:56:32 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>The IT Department at Cosmopolitan Magazine</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:31:34 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 10:01:55 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Shirt That Tells You When You Have An Email</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:24:11 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>The Post Office Is Getting Desperate</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:24:42 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:11:42 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>This hotlink will make your penis grow 4 inches</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[And with that poor sentence structure no one should stop you!]]></description>
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