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Angry Dad Hunts Easter Eggs Filled with His Own Money

via Stuntman89 April 2, 2013

He is risen and he is pissed.

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Happy Easter from Kate Upton

via bbuullll33rr March 31, 2013

He is Risen, in his pants.

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12 Excellent Pictures of Jesus With Dinosaurs to Help You Celebrate Easter

March 30, 2013

Rejoice in the glory that is our lord and dinosaur savior. That's what's written in the bible, right? Guys? I think I missed something. HAPPY EASTER.

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6 Ways to Make Easter More Fun

by Mike Trapp on March 29, 2013

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The Internet's Last Supper

December 27, 2012

Jesus had a +1.

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Melted Chocolate Bunny Looks Horrifying

From BassicallyJake on September 7, 2012

I would recommend going with a closed casket.

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Creepy Easter Bunnies

April 8, 2012

Half Human, Half Rabbit, All Terror

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The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant

From CH Staff on April 4, 2012

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin' Onion.

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Biblical Origins of Modern Easter Traditions

by Mike Trapp on April 4, 2012

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Creepy Easter Bunny Makes Child Cry

From merlin3528 on April 3, 2012

Here comes Peter Cottontail... so lock your doors.

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Scary Rabbit Mask Family Dinner

May 9, 2011

"No, we're not celebrating a late Easter. That'd be weird."

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Easter Bunny Ruins Easter

April 24, 2011

"Alright, alright, you can be Jewish--just stop crying."

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Colorful Baby Chicks

August 9, 2010

"It's an Easter miracle! How toxic is that dye again?"

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Kittens Fight Easter Egg

May 19, 2010

Fun Fact: Cats think Easter is a threat to their own religion, but they don't know what their religion is.

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That's right Jesus, keep thinking it's your holiday. The bunny master plan is almost complete.

April 8, 2010

That's right Jesus, keep thinking it's your holiday. The bunny master plan is almost complete.

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I don't want to know where this Easter Bunny hid the eggs.

From Arnold Schwarzenegger on April 6, 2010

I don't want to know where this Easter Bunny hid the eggs.

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Happy belated Easter! Here, have some demoralized animals

18 demoralized animals wearing Easter bunny ears.

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"Sausage, egg and cheese please. Actually, on second thought, just sausage and cheese."

From lester bullock on April 5, 2010

"Sausage, egg and cheese please. Actually, on second thought, just sausage and cheese."

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She's almost as hot as Lola Bunny from Space Jam. Almost.

From Fdo on April 5, 2010

She's almost as hot as Lola Bunny from Space Jam. Almost.

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Easter is coming in FULL FORCE this year!

From The Fat Kid on March 4, 2010

Easter is coming in FULL FORCE this year!

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For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot.

From Sarah on August 17, 2009

For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot.

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Happy Easter Octo-Mom! Only 18 more years 'til they go to college, which by then should cost you about a quarter billion dollars.

April 16, 2009

Happy Easter Octo-Mom! Only 18 more years 'til they go to college, which by then should cost you about a quarter billion dollars.

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Mean Parents Easter Prank

April 13, 2009

"Sorry, son. We couldn't afford candy this year, but we got you something better."

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Remember, to truly stop Jesus you have to destroy the brain

Happy Zombie Jesus Day! I have the odd feeling that some of you will complain about this in the comments.