Picture That's right Jesus, keep thinking it's your holiday. The bunny master plan is almost complete.
Picture For all the kids who dress up as Jesus for Halloween. You know, that one weird pale kid who hangs out with his mom a lot.
Picture Happy Easter Octo-Mom! Only 18 more years 'til they go to college, which by then should cost you about a quarter billion dollars.
Picture "BEASTER! The weekend AFTER EASTER when you go and buy up all Easter decorations and several 30 packs of Milwaukee's Best. Paint all the "Beasts"(pastels naturally) and hide them around the yard. Call your friends over and hand out baskets.....a new holid