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Hand-Feeding the Pet Wasp
"Aw, cute. What's his name? Can I smash him?"
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Turtle Likes Sex, Just Not As Much As Food
This is just like the "The Tortoise and the Hare" story my dad used to tell me. He's in jail now.
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Cooking McDonald's in a Rice Cooker for Some Reason
Technically this qualifies as Asian-fusion cuisine.
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Baby Doesn't Know How Food Works
His parents did this just so they could blackmail him as an adult.
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Eating Apples While Juggling Them World Record
A juggled apple a day keeps the hard-to-impress doctors away.
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Squirrel Eating Cheez-Its
They're no Cheese Nips, but he'll take it.
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Super-Slow-Motion Fish Eating Another Fish
I don't blame him. Fish are delicious.
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Super Fast Breakfast Rapping
The only thing he does faster is eat.
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Monster Turtle Destroys Watermelon
"Now the only thing watermelon-like in here is our big watermelon-shaped heads."
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Epic Mealtime: Turbaconepicentipede
For dessert, they all had acid reflux.
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82-Year-Old Tries Pop Rocks for the First Time
Next up on the world's easiest bucket list: take a nap.
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Street Meet: World Poutine-Eating Competition
People who eat a lot of something are the greatest heroes of all.
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Cat Eats Standing Up
Aw, look. It think it's people who eat cat food.
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Trails of Tarnation: Big Cowboy
Better take some Beano, you don't want to be rootin' tootin' by the campfire.
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Orangutan Spoils Fancy Banana Dinner by Eating Too Many Regular Bananas
If your stomach starts to hurt, eat more bananas--they're a great antacid.
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Tortoise Eating Time Lapse
Slowed down to normal speed, this video would take three years to watch.
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Kid Drinks From Dog Bowl
Better go and get him neutered before it's too late.
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Raccoon Eats at the Dinner Table
But he doesn't use a plate or utensils. He's like some kind of barbarian.
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Cat Eats a Watermelon
Cats have evolved enough to not like watermelons, but know a good opportunity to go viral when they see it.
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Camel Eats Child
And all agreed that it was a tragic, but hilarious way to die.


