His bark is worse than his bite.
Sometimes you just wanna sit down at your local fast food chain and enjoy a diabetes inducing bucket of fried chicken without concern. But _sometimes_ lady luck has something else in mind and halfway …
Thanksgiving is coming up soon, hope you're not on a diet. Time to whip out that Pepto and hate yourself for a while.
He can smell your fear.
Look ma, no hands!
Sloth and Gluttony in one picture.
Dinner is hard.
You're not just going to lie around eating all day, are you?
That is so wasteful. You know there are starving people on Muse albums who would love to have that food.
And all agreed that it was a tragic, but hilarious way to die.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Better go and get him neutered before it's too late.
His parents did this just so they could blackmail him as an adult.
"Yep, yah still got your baby teeth, sistah."
In squirrel world this is a rather suggestive mating call.
This may seem awesome, but the cat is actually throwing the burger up.
Both are sexy, in their own awkward high school ways.
He's saving the other one to take to prom.
This is the equivalent of the dog eating your homework in third world countries.
"Ahh, ahh get off me! What the frog is wrong with you?!?"
The guy on the left is about to puke up his own turkey leg