Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I believe the children are the future, teach them well they'll help you with Ebay
Of coures he's got awesome feedback. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a reliable seller of miniature unicorn statues?
Flattering eBay Feedback
So this guy's selling...porn and ant farms?
"I'm buying her cigarettes so she can die faster, and stop ruining my life."
So, is this a chair for an iPhone or something with volcanoes?
Charlize probably got home and was all like "Who stole all my twigs and leaves from my gutters!?"
She's nice, but how much for the sweatshirt? It is for the sweatshirt? Oh, nevermind. I'm not interested
So cheap, you'd be a fool not to get it
It's amazing that they were able to produce these so fast
Man, all this time we've been giving jokes away for free like suckers
This would have been a big help BEFORE all my papers were due
The must-have item of the holiday season
Buy your own Iceland on Ebay (the auction was removed, so here's a picture)
Sure you can have a metal band without a dick cymbal, but why would you?
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