CollegeHumor: Ebay

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Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:04:22 -0500

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Ebay Listing For Imaginary Dog

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:57:44 -0500

Shipping and handling was $25 and they just sent an empty envelope.

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Thu, 10 Feb 2011 14:16:16 -0500

If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.

I think this is how "The Omen" started

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 16:38:35 -0500

Selling 8 Beyblades to replace destroyed baththub

Fun fact: 1 ginger soul = .00045 regular person soul

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 12:24:28 -0500

Ebay auctions off the soul of a thousand gingers.

If this couch could talk, it's speech would be slurred

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 16:09:12 -0400

eBay item for sale: hard partying couch.

Booty enhancement? It's just what I wanted!

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 11:33:51 -0400

Weird eBay item for sale.

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Wed, 07 Jul 2010 15:16:07 -0400

I believe the children are the future, teach them well they'll help you with eBay.

I believe the children are the future, teach them well they'll help you with Ebay

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:07:56 -0400

Son helps his technologically impaired mom on Ebay.

Of coures he's got awesome feedback. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a reliable seller of miniature unicorn statues?

Mon, 26 Apr 2010 14:34:38 -0400

Epic feedback guy has epic feedback.

Flattering eBay Feedback

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:49:10 -0500

Sometimes, if you're really satisfied with someone's customer service, you need to take an extra step to make them feel appreciated. None of this "Fast shipping. Will do business again!" nonsense. Sellers want something personal.

They ...

So this guy's selling...porn and ant farms?

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:44:35 -0500

This is the most insightful Ebay feedback I've ever seen.

"I'm buying her cigarettes so she can die faster, and stop ruining my life."

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:42:50 -0500

A Ebay seller with a great cause.

So, is this a chair for an iPhone or something with volcanoes?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:35:58 -0500

"Humanitary invention is the best solution for world."

Charlize probably got home and was all like "Who stole all my twigs and leaves from my gutters!?"

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:06:34 -0400

Two men sneak onto Charlize Theron's property and clean her gutters. Really.

Sightselling

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:07:22 -0400

The Bloomington Brothers learn what it takes to own property.

Jake and Amir: eBay

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:41:11 -0400

Online auctions are what separates us from the animals.

She's nice, but how much for the sweatshirt? It is for the sweatshirt? Oh, nevermind. I'm not interested

Mon, 18 May 2009 18:00:37 -0400

Sex sells on Ebay.

So cheap, you'd be a fool not to get it

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 02:39:32 -0500

Buy a 30-day clown scarefest on Ebay. Free delivery!

It's amazing that they were able to produce these so fast

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:20:54 -0500

Barack Obama collectable coin for sale on Ebay.