CollegeHumor: Eggs

Fried Eggs Look Like They're talking

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:22:28 -0400

Eggsplain it to me one more time.

Bacon and Egg Cupcakes

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:13:54 -0500

I don't have time to eat breakfast, just post-wake up dessert.

Bacon and Egg Sunrise

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:41:58 -0500

The best part about these is, if you find the right deli, it can happen after noon.

Eggs Read The Morning Paper

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:30:57 -0500

He's already spotted 3 eggregious errors in the business section.

Egg Puking

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:27 -0500

Someone just told him there was a raw egg inside. Yuck.

Mind Readers

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:08:12 -0500

Protecting the world from eggs without tabasco sauce.

Five Classic Halloween Tricks

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:14:13 -0400

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Cooking Eggs On A Shovel

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:12:16 -0400

They're really regretting flinging that turd from the shovel earlier that day.

Hardly Working: The Egg

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:01:26 -0400

The guys try not to crack under pressure.

Rebellious Egg Dog

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:01:33 -0400

He also knows how to say "Yeah, whatever." But he won't do it on command.

LOL Egg

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 16:02:39 -0400

It's funny because it's delicious.

29 Double-Yolk Eggs in a Row

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 16:00:06 -0400

Give that chicken a reality show.

Super Slow Motion Breakfast Explosion

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 15:59:16 -0400

Breakfast burritos are a great, less-expensive alternative.

Untitled 13

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:24:13 -0400

"Sausage, egg and cheese please. Actually, on second thought, just sausage and cheese."

Japanese Sex Eggs

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:10:59 -0400

Slightly classier than the fleshlight.

Bikini Girl Pancake Prank

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:04:49 -0400

"Hah! Now we're even for her cheating on me."

The Last Eggtion Hero

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:55:06 -0400

The greatest film about eggs since "Juno."

Cadbury Egg Rube Goldberg Machine

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:35:17 -0400

"You can't make a video without breaking a few eggs," said the world's dumbest poet.

Egg Prank

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:25:29 -0400

Yoke's on you.

Untitled 19

Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:06:26 -0500

This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.