How to Quickly Stop a Crying Baby

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:19:54 -0400

Hush, little baby. Never say a word again. _Oh, HowToBasic,_ "*_how far you've come_*":http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6866351/howtobasic-the-messiest-youtube-channel-around.

6 Ways to Make Easter More Fun

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:38:07 -0400

6 Ways to Make Easter Stop Sucking and Actually Be Fun - Image 1

Spotlight: HowToBasic - The Messiest YouTube Channel

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 17:05:15 -0500

In Spotlight, CollegeHumor shines a light on some of our favorite blogs, channels, websites, and pieces of Internet ephemera.

HowToBasic is a YouTube channel specifically devoted to making a mess thinly veiled in the name of how-to instruction. Launched in December 2011, 157 videos have been uploaded to this channel, with only a few of these narrator-less "tutorials" running longer than a minute. Titles like "How to Close a Door" and "How to Correctly Serve a Watermelon" make it easy to click out of curiosity, just to see where it could possibly lead.

It leads to a god damn beautiful mess.

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Hungry for a Nomelette?

Wed, 19 Sep 2012 15:47:25 -0400

You can't be this adorable without breaking a few eggs.

Dr. Seuss Version of Ron Swanson

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 12:46:39 -0400

I will eat them while you watch. I will eat them with some scotch.

Peeling an Egg Russian Style

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:49:00 -0400

Hm, I thought that meant using your left hand.

Guy Scrambles Eggs and Beats in His Kitchen

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:04:29 -0400

If it's too loud, you're too concerned with him not focusing on cooking you breakfast.

Egg Burger

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 14:25:02 -0400

Throw some bacon on there and you've got the whole farm.

Truck Full of Eggs Tips Over

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:30:19 -0400

Roadworkers scrambled to clean it up.

Fried Eggs Look Like They're talking

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:22:28 -0400

Eggsplain it to me one more time.

Bacon and Egg Cupcakes

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:13:54 -0500

I don't have time to eat breakfast, just post-wake up dessert.

Bacon and Egg Sunrise

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:41:58 -0500

The best part about these is, if you find the right deli, it can happen after noon.

Eggs Read The Morning Paper

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:30:57 -0500

He's already spotted 3 eggregious errors in the business section.

Egg Puking

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:00:27 -0500

Someone just told him there was a raw egg inside. Yuck.

Mind Readers

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:08:12 -0500

Protecting the world from eggs without tabasco sauce.

Five Classic Halloween Tricks

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:14:13 -0400

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Cooking Eggs On A Shovel

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 14:12:16 -0400

They're really regretting flinging that turd from the shovel earlier that day.

Hardly Working: The Egg

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:01:26 -0400

The guys try not to crack under pressure.

Rebellious Egg Dog

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:01:33 -0400

He also knows how to say "Yeah, whatever." But he won't do it on command.

LOL Egg

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 16:02:39 -0400

It's funny because it's delicious.

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