Republicans have rallied all around this great nation, waiting patiently for the drop.
Honey Bubba's all ramped up on his Go Go Juice and ready to go, America.
His twin's not mad about all the attention or anything.
Hope you can sit on.
Networks have reportedly shown interest in giving Time Pawlenty "the Louis C.K." deal.
Not to worry, all convention gift packets come with extra strength NoDoz.
21st century political reporting at its finest.
Deep breaths. Control yourself, Luther, damn.