I did not have sexual relations with that hybrid beast.
I'm still undecided, but I think I'll end up voting for No.
Hail to the chief. Or just take a leak, whichever.
Or as he calls it, "Jesus Morality Stacks of Moderation and Terrific Fun."
Knock knock. Who's there? Oh, just AMERICA.
Hey Mitt Romney, GET OVER HERE.
The president is now reconsidering his stance on the right to bear arms.
Is that a copy of the Affordable Care Act in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Buy now and receive a free voucher to any death panel.
Who needs boobs when you have so.... much... money.
Gosling ain't got nothin' on these dreamboat, anti-Medicare eyes.
Maybe that explains their anti-sunlight stance.
Romneybots are people too, my friend.
Ma wife, she so excited to come to London with me for favorite sport of dressage.
Vote for the guy with sideburns we can believe in.
Rush Limbaugh said this is a still from the new pro-Obama documentary, "Dark Knight Rises."
We all have our reasons for keeping our millions upon millions of dollars under wraps from the American people.
Here's President Obama and Jimmy Fallon, laughing and really enjoying something on this computer. But what is it? What could possibly be so amusing? Here's a couple of guesses.
Mitt Romney left this note on the press bus that follows him while it was empty. Who knew Mitt was such a troll?