"No, that's German for 'The America, The.'"
He's "Grindin'" his way to the nomination.
"On Wednesdays we wear sweater vests again."
"At least it's not raining men."
I want you to respect that.
"Excuse me, that violates fait or beliefs that might get me elected."
The reason why some people can't sleep or vote Democrat.
They say that now, but if Obama changes his name to Bark--all bets are off.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Tonight they're going to party like it's 1994.
A face sign we can believe in.
A vote for Mitt is a yawn from your kid.
"Hey, we don't need any women telling us how to treat their lady penises."
She'd still like to see his birth certificate, though.
This is the happiest he's been since he found out he gets to eat the ammo afterwards.
There's a billion ways to spell "gaffe."
His other hand had "Meet Barack Obama" on it.
Health care and industrial-strength slacks for everyone.
He really "Schruted" that whole marriage thing.
I'm with CoCo as NewNew.
A vote for Newt is a possibility that you might get it back.