"Elementary School" Stuff

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picture One day, I hope to buy one for myself. Probably when I'm abroad in Europe. In a Red Light District.

picture Maybe the "honesty is the best policy" lesson could have waited a couple of years. Or forever.

picture He did the same exact thing the following week with an airsoft gun.

Maybe they're all big Dukes of Hazzard fans.

picture Maybe they're all big Dukes of Hazzard fans.

Part of the controversial No Child Left Sober act.

picture Part of the controversial No Child Left Sober act.

Vincent Massey, keepin' it classy.

picture Vincent Massey, keepin' it classy.

The Teachar's got some larning to do of they're own.

picture The Teachar's got some larning to do of they're own.

Judy is the most rebellious bitch in 2nd grade, so respect that Teach.

picture Judy is the most rebellious bitch in 2nd grade, so respect that Teach.

At least he can tell his mom what he learned in school today.

picture At least he can tell his mom what he learned in school today.

NO MORE PROOF READING FOR THE SUMMER!

picture NO MORE PROOF READING FOR THE SUMMER!

"Handed out at an elementary school."

picture "Handed out at an elementary school."

He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD!

picture He's got a fire inside him. Much like the fire inside his FIRST EDITION CHARIZARD!

Home Depot's motto applies to both professions: More saving. More doing.

picture Home Depot's motto applies to both professions: More saving. More doing.

The students of Cheldelin should all be awarded straight A's for having to deal with that faculty.

picture The students of Cheldelin should all be awarded straight A's for having to deal with that faculty.

The final act is coming up children. Shield your eyes!

picture The final act is coming up children. Shield your eyes!

Think this is cute? He's in 10th grade.

picture Think this is cute? He's in 10th grade.

This was actually the escape plan during Hurricane Katrina.

picture This was actually the escape plan during Hurricane Katrina.

picture "Hi mom!"

"This sign was on the door to the gym at an elementary school." Hey, before we go in there, you're a dickweed.

picture "This sign was on the door to the gym at an elementary school." Hey, before we go in there, you're a dickweed.

Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.

picture Penis Inspection Day? Oh yeah, that was the week before How to Spot a Pedophile Day.

"Poor Charly."

picture "Poor Charly."

"My 10 year old's prediction for the next quarter of 4th grade."

picture "My 10 year old's prediction for the next quarter of 4th grade."

Yeah, but Matt's got a 4th grade reading level. You can't fake that, ladies!

picture Yeah, but Matt's got a 4th grade reading level. You can't fake that, ladies!

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