Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
DreamGrass Pipe - the best thing to happen to Dreamcast since Crazy Taxi.
How else is he expected to walk through a basement littered with beer cans?
Because why the f*ck not. That's why!
Why don't they just call it by its abbreviated name, a number 16.
Now That's What I Call A Gas Tank Cover: Volume 9
"100 person beer bong. It was an amazing success - 100 people finished 1 keg in a few seconds."
"We experimented with the shut off valve and we had some trouble with the air bubble that came with the valve. So, we designed a bonged to cure that damn air bubble!"
"We lost our connection to alcohol. So we went straight to the source - distillation."
"How Union engineers put their skills to good use. A coffee table that turns into a beirut table for our common room."
I don't understand. Why would you want to open the door if you weren't leaving?
An easy way to fix a chair and make sure you don't have to get up for beer.
You know those things they use to inflate a moon bounce? Ever wonder what would happen if you modified it to fire beer at your face?
Great idea, as long as you don't get too messed up and start drinking coolant instead.
"The sunroof has been broken on this car for months. The umbrella is attached to the E-brake with a string, rubber band, and Scooby Doo shoelace."
Nature evolved this beast to lure in, entangle, and eventually devour college students.
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