Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
An easy way to fix a chair and make sure you don't have to get up for beer.
You know those things they use to inflate a moon bounce? Ever wonder what would happen if you modified it to fire beer at your face?
Great idea, as long as you don't get too messed up and start drinking coolant instead.
"The sunroof has been broken on this car for months. The umbrella is attached to the E-brake with a string, rubber band, and Scooby Doo shoelace."
Nature evolved this beast to lure in, entangle, and eventually devour college students.
Let's take a look at what we have here - a pump to get all the air out and two ten foot hoses to hit it with. The stem is coated in rubber so it doesn't rust. Gets five or six people high on one small bowl.
Some people are just born 500 years too early.
An eighth grade "most improved player" trophy becomes a college "most unimproved in life" trophy.
Meet the beer gun - it pressurizes an upside down bottle and pumps a beer down your throat in under two seconds.
What, no streamers?
Eight nozzles, five gallons.
"5 Horsepower beer bong."
"The new art of cooking."
A cooler you can ride around on. Is the Cruzin' Cooler the greatest invention of the past 25 years? Before you answer, notice that it comes with a sidecar for your dog.
You should get automatic A's if you build this.
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