Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"No glue no strings just cans."
Turn out the lights and go out to a movie. He'll be fine for the next few hours.
It takes a real man to brush his teeth with a dildo.
"This is what my engineering roommate got for Christmas."
"College is all about improvisation. What do you do when your roommate breaks up with his girlfriend and she takes her microwave back?"
When you are drunk and full of bad ideas, it doesn't matter if you lost your keys.
They went as social outcasts.
Only on a pickup truck - "The Chevy El KEGmino! (Yes, they work)"
Must be pumpkin flavored beer.
I told you we shouldn't have used the Spanish instructions.
Let me get this straight - it's beer bong and kegstand in one - and it's Top Gun themed? And you do it with liquor? Awesome.
Poop from 0 to 80 miles per hour in two seconds.
With all the time it took you to build that poker chip bridge, you could have been playing poker and really making money!
"This is a Digital Beerbong. Flick the missile switch, press the button, and the blue display says "ready GO", and a valve releases the beer. The time you took to chug is displayed on the screen. top scores are saved."
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