Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
8 people, 8 pitchers, and more than enough glory to go around.
"My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.
Cooking moonshine? Just hope the RA and Boss Hogg don't find out.
"Our own private chimney."
Now you can see for yourself, everything's going fine.
Can I pay you to come to my apartment and install a swing?
"No glue no strings just cans."
Turn out the lights and go out to a movie. He'll be fine for the next few hours.
It takes a real man to brush his teeth with a dildo.
"This is what my engineering roommate got for Christmas."
"College is all about improvisation. What do you do when your roommate breaks up with his girlfriend and she takes her microwave back?"
When you are drunk and full of bad ideas, it doesn't matter if you lost your keys.
They went as social outcasts.
Only on a pickup truck - "The Chevy El KEGmino! (Yes, they work)"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.