Your move, Domino's.
Crime doesn't play.
Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.
She took the term "sink it" a little too literally.
The little kid was heavily fined for not having a leash around the other 2 heads.
The older cop's only shielding his eyes because one of them is his daughter.
He's not toying around.
What a stressful morning commute for Stormtroopers.
Their first mistake was trusting a guy named Whoopi.
These undercover police vans are a little conspicuous.
"Oh my Science. Oh my Science. Don't stop."
I'll wait for the chicken and cow attacks first. Then we'll talk about being vegan.
Table Science from Pleated Jeans
Perfect for any Jehovah's Witness who happens to stop by for a chat.
Don't worry about leaving a bigger tip, he just took 2 slices for himself.
Next time the interns shouldn't say they have no more work to do.
The brain freeze you get technically counts as being cryogenically frozen.
Only the second dog sees the huge rock they're about to smash into.
Also death to hips. Both of which she just had replaced.
"Mommy, what does that sign say?" - little kid on his way to Sunday School.
The real question is which one of them gets to use it as their new profile pic.
I just save my bacon fat and eat it with a spoon.
He was all for the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"