And you thought the Shawshank Redemption was dramatic.
Good luck putting this ship in a bottle.
Lets shred (our elbows).
Talk about Face/Off.
At least he doesn't have to change a diaper.
His day could have been a train wreck.
A picture's worth a thousand little turds who can't stand still.
Like an elephant rearing its trunk in heat.
It's nice to see someone take pride in their job.
"So when do you have the right of way? ALWAYS, that's correct."
"Pan, I need to cook single serve omelets with you." "I know."
See how much better of a prank that is than just drawing a penis!? See?!
How I imagine Super Saiyans dive into pools.
He's just the messenger though.
Just because you don't have any money, doesn't mean you can't assemble an awesome costume. All it takes is a couple pieces of cardboard, some duct tape, and a little inspiration... But mainly duct tap …
Not pictured: The 42 hours they spent practicing choreography.
Try to ignore his pointy dog penis. See, now you can't.
I want you... TO PARTY YOUR FACES OFF!!!
Smart design, since America does have the strongest borders.
"See you in my nightmares" - the Spurs, and pretty much every opponent from here on out.
Here's to the nights we'll never remember and the friends we'll never forget. Unless there are pictures of the things we'd like to forget. In which case, fuck.
Like the Shroud of Turin of butts.
It's like staring into the sun, it's dangerous, but by god, for some reason you still want to look.