They were a lot angrier at first, but then they remembered they didn't have to pay for postage.
His lifejacket is just being awesome.
"Whoa, was that a full year hahah. Time is just a construct of the mind, man."
We get it dude - Steve Jobs is a visionary. Now please shut up.
You won't even remember to use Obliviate to forget.
Not as sexy as the title suggests.
Not as clumsy or random as other vanity plates. An elegant license plate for a more civilized age.
He's selling it on eBay, as is, for 55,555. Not bad for a '92 Civic.
Big brothers can be so sweet.
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)
I guess he got contact lenses.
At least the Nazis didn't poop all over your front yard.
If anything I could say this cab driver looks like the Fresh Prince's uncle.
I don't know the tree personally, but it probably deserved it.
"You're telling me" - guy who had to build it
They replaced Don Cheadle with a huge chunk of meat in the third installment
I am no man!
I'm scared of him just captioning this picture. Imagine how the police feel.
He burned the same message on the football field when he quit high school.
Liquid courage to defeat your foes.
Too hot to handle.