A Scout is always prepared... with matches and lighter fluid.
Uh Doc, I think we've officially gone back in time too many times.
Who ya gonna call? Let's go with the mental hospital first, he's probably a schitz who broke out.
Instead of fire, they just sucked on cinnamon hard candy and breathed on the meat.
Someone actually turned this in and was hired. Epic win.
They said nothin' 'bout planking!
All the cops were hanging out at an awesome house party down the block.
Most awesome fish ever to f*ck the sea
Finally! The attention they crave and deserve.
Psh, he didn't build this--his younger brother did.
"Are you going to help us riot or just stand there and gloat?"
That's just cruel, flip flops are so much more comfortable.
Or obnoxious, depending on how many Dos Equis you've had.
Disrespecting civil rights FTW
Duct tape really can do anything. Now if only they had it on the Titanic.
Porkins skidded out half a mile back.
His kryptonite? Mandatory drug tests.
The other fingers just watched.
Bear cavalry prevention unit.
All the "Babys" in the world won't save you now.
Wait 'til he gets the face tattoo of Carl when he's 18.
This world isn't for me anymore.
The village will feast for a millenia (as foretold by the prophecy)
Unfortunatley it's beefy road workers.