Come to the Dark Side... and pick up some milk on the way.
You are what you spend the majority of your time doing.
You can't tell, but the room he's sitting in is modeled after--you guessed it--Charles Nelson Reilly.
What happens when you feed the wildlife (plutonium).
I don't know what everyone is angry about, but I think I agree with them.
Once he hits 25MPH the curse is broken and he goes back to having functional legs.
So that's why everyone calls me "The Bucket."
His special areas include 'An Introduction to Farts' and 'The Diarrhea of Anne Frank'.
"MOM! You know Mr. Pigums goes by P-Nasty now.
Is mostly water anyways.
This guy only shows up in pictures. No one knows him or has ever seen him.
Efficiency is up. Productivity is WAY down though. Father will not be happy.
Y'know, girls do just really want to have fun. Who are we to complain?
You don't have to love him, but you gotta respect him.
And just when you thought you memorized all the elements. BAM!
So worth being a paraplegic.
I think I dated her once.
The cheap version of Making It Rain in the desert,
Oops, wrong car. All these Excursions look alike.
"It's really watered-down. You can hardly taste the magic."
Free t-shirt with every pregnancy test.
After four years of art school, that's all they can afford.