"Epic" Video

"They say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait."

Solid wood, natural finish, cushion-top chair TO THE EXTREME!

From Kevin Corrigan

This is what happens when you don't chew with your mouth closed in the wild.

It's 20 times as fun as regular bowling, but still not worth doing if it isn't raining.

It makes the ending of Casablanca look like the beginning of From Justin to Kelly.

Finally, God wised up and hired Michael Bay.

Looks like you'll have to get your doctorate in awesomeness elsewhere.

So that's why millionaires buy houses.

Someone invent a time machine so I can high five my 8-year-old self.

If this isn't the most metal Lego video you watch today, I'll eat my hat.

Butter makes everything epic. Like, if you eat enough butter, even walking up the stairs becomes a dramatic struggle.

"And you didn't want to use a $100,000,000 bill."

You don't have to be a boss to act like one, or take the corporate jet on a joyride to Belgium, but it helps.

Jesus had Jacksonville covering the spread.

Big whoop. I once built an Ikea ottoman in half that time.

He can climb trees like a monkey, but let's see him throw feces like one.

Make sure you keep these away from Charlie Brown, that's how The Great Chicago Fire started.

I blame violent videogames for this awesome video. More kids should play violent videogames.

A novel just up and wrote itself, and is now a screenplay.

You won't find a more epic or more hat-wearing chinchilla, guaranteed.