"Escalator" Video

I would've been afraid to wave back. I'm not supposed to associate with strangers.

From ForTheLoveofChloe

He always had a feeling stairs were the Devil's work, and this confirms it.

He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.

"I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."

To be fair, he's from a remote village and is unfamiliar with most modern technologies.

Walking just isn't some people's thing.

In fairness, that escalator called him a tricycle.

She's not gonna let some fancy "moving stairs" tell her which way to go.

OR, how all stairs should be, if you're fat.

Tragically, this escalator leads directly to a meat grinder.

No wonder women love the mall.

Thank God he's already paralyzed.

Don't laugh, this escalator leads to a Chinese restaurant.

It's so much more convenient than falling down a flight of stairs.

"I've fallen and I can't stop going up!"

Its a chairlift and ski slope all in one!

Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure that if you jump down an escalator face first you won't get hurt. Oh, never mind. (gross)