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Cute Little Girl Waves "Bye" to Everyone on Escalator
I would've been afraid to wave back. I'm not supposed to associate with strangers.
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Man's First Escalator Ride
He always had a feeling stairs were the Devil's work, and this confirms it.
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Escalator Ninja
He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.
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How To Sweep an Escalator
"I'd fire you two for being lazy if you weren't so efficient, and I'd promote you two for being efficient if you weren't so lazy. Enjoy your jobs."
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Dog Confused by Escalator
To be fair, he's from a remote village and is unfamiliar with most modern technologies.
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Escalators are Hard to Walk on
Walking just isn't some people's thing.
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Unicycle Escalator Jump
In fairness, that escalator called him a tricycle.
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Up the Down Escalator
She's not gonna let some fancy "moving stairs" tell her which way to go.
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Shortest Escalator Ever
OR, how all stairs should be, if you're fat.
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Tumbling Escalator Woman
Tragically, this escalator leads directly to a meat grinder.
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Girl Spins On Escalator
No wonder women love the mall.
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Wheelchair Escalator Accident
Thank God he's already paralyzed.
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Ducks on Escalator
Don't laugh, this escalator leads to a Chinese restaurant.
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Escalator Slide
It's so much more convenient than falling down a flight of stairs.
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Escalator to Heaven
"I've fallen and I can't stop going up!"
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Escalator Skiing
Its a chairlift and ski slope all in one!
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Escalator
Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure that if you jump down an escalator face first you won't get hurt. Oh, never mind. (gross)


