"Escape" Video

It's just like that show, Prison Break, except I want to hug all the inmates and give them treats.

From lexieann5399

"Wow, what exciting, heart-pumping physical action. And now, back to the game."

"Haha, you thought my life was over."

Next stop: Mexico. Or that curb.

What else did you expect from a rally against police inadequacy?

Cue samba version of "The Benny Hill Show" theme song.

I wouldn't want to be the last one on the helicopter. That guy has to buy ice cream for the whole platoon.

Don't get any ideas cute, human-baby prisoners.

He's like a nerdy phantom.

His mom's gonna be mad when she sees him fleeing a mob without a helmet.

"What mad man devised this sadistic contraption?" -Turtle

Be free! Escape the water and walk upon the Earth, as you were meant to do.

I know why the caged bird springs.

I like that part of their escape plan involves rolling on the floor adorably.

How do you stop a killing machine?

"That's the second to last time we take a prisoner's word that they won't try and run away." - The world's worst warden.

"IIII've been working on the railroad--oh sh*t! Oh sh*t!"

...right into the alligator enclosure.

"You can't run from trouble, there ain't no place that far." - Splash Mountain

And for added measure, he fails a backflip attempt.