Tag: Europe

I'm sorry officer, I thought for sure that was disco. Picture I'm sorry officer, I thought for sure that was disco.
Your tail light is broken. Picture Your tail light is broken.
The mustache tattoo has taken a boat overseas and invaded Europe. Picture The mustache tattoo has taken a boat overseas and invaded Europe.
If a kid's old enough to walk, he's old enough to drink. In some cases, crawling should be sufficient. Picture If a kid's old enough to walk, he's old enough to drink. In some cases, crawling should be sufficient.
Excuse me miss... Picture Excuse me miss...
"How to Spot an American in Europe..." Picture "How to Spot an American in Europe..."
"Euro-peein' statues." Picture "Euro-peein' statues."
I can't figure out why Europeans dislike American tourists. Picture I can't figure out why Europeans dislike American tourists.
Pow-pow-powerwheels pow-pow-powerwheels pow-pow-powerwheels - now I'm driving for real! Picture Pow-pow-powerwheels pow-pow-powerwheels pow-pow-powerwheels - now I'm driving for real!
Mmmm.... hedgehog sauce. Picture Mmmm.... hedgehog sauce.
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease, I don't have Picture Pleeeeeeeeeeeease, I don't have
"No holding hands? What will those silly Europeans think of next?" Picture "No holding hands? What will those silly Europeans think of next?"
"Ok, there are some small cars in europe, but there are also these ugly freaken things all over the place." Picture "Ok, there are some small cars in europe, but there are also these ugly freaken things all over the place."
Those crazy entrepreneurial Europeans. Picture Those crazy entrepreneurial Europeans.
The European version of the shocker includes distracting the shockee with something large and shiny. Europeans are notoriously uptight. Picture The European version of the shocker includes distracting the shockee with something large and shiny. Europeans are notoriously uptight.