Every red blooded American loves to grill.  Unfortunately for you, your RA is anything but American.  I heard he was born in Portugal.  Ugh, what a dickhead!  The second his nose detects the smell of well-marbled, fat-reduced freedom, he’ll be practically girl-punching his way through your door to catch you in the unholy act of cooking food to eat.  Good thing you have a plan. 
...]]> /article/542939 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/542939/how-to-tell-your-girlfriend-is-cheating-on-you Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:48:20 -0500

You love your girlfriend.  She's smart, she's pretty and best of all, she's all yours…or is she?  Tragically, your girlfriend may not realize that you are all that is man and may seek sexual gratification elsewhere without your knowledge.  But how will you know if your girlfriend is, in fact, a cheater?  Simple: Look for the following 5 signs.
...]]> /article/442637 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/442637/getting-a-fergie-song-out-of-your-head Mon, 22 Jan 2007 18:34:44 -0500

Though she is an atrocious songwriter and barely a woman, Fergie knows how to do one thing very, very well: get a song stuck in your head.  From 'London Bridge' to 'Fergalious,' her trash beats and imbecile lyrics get caught in your brain and bounce around for days – sometimes weeks – without relenting. Thankfully, we've devised a clever way to get that Fergie song out of conscious mind and into the cold, dark place where you keep the memories of that scouting trip back in '94. 
...]]> /article/241474 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/241474/making-the-most-of-your-sinful-ways Mon, 08 Jan 2007 17:55:26 -0500

Our simple, safe and sexy plan to get a great work out while you're rubbing one out.

1. The Bridge Of Pleasure

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