Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
He really loves that "Fantastic Little Murderer" sweater his grandmother knit for him.
She just burned that boy's house to smithereens for saying she had cooties.
The wise old owl will not lend you his notes again, man.
With this roller coaster I will RULE THE WORLD!!!
Hardly Working: Evil Chair
Someone didn't do their mandatory lunchtime calestetics.
All his mother wants is for him to find a nice satanic girl to settle down with.
It was only a matter of time before Snuggie started capitalizing on the cat nap market.
"But... but... I love you mama. Why must I s--sleep outside in the doghouse?"
Don't even try to escape her gaze. You'll turn to stone.
Just in case you're an evil mastermind but haven't quite mastered the laugh
That's right Jesus, keep thinking it's your holiday. The bunny master plan is almost complete.
But the maniacal laughter is the best part!
The Evil Twin always wins. Even if he has to swipe all the pieces off the board after being put in check mate.
"Drink up little girl. Drink up. Mommy loves you oh so much. Shhh, shhh little girl. Go to sleep."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.