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That's only a five point question?
The "real answer" is no idea.
There's a 100% chance this teacher murders prostitutes.
I know it's not correct, but this is probably the only time I'll ever be able to answer fisting on an exam so I'm going D.
Here's an equation, Trogdor = the burninator.
The correct answer: never let Lambo get drunk after he's already smoked. He's a disaster.
"Jesus is the answer to everything, except in biology."
I've always wondered, is it possible to get worse than an F?
I went to class stoned and these were my notes.
"I took a tally of the "Um's" and "ah's" my political science professor used during his lecture. The result: 57 and 365.
Maybe the professor is more of an Ali G kinda guy.
This is what "I raped that test" means.
"I was kinda surprised he knew what I was talking about."
"The TA is not a Suns fan."
Memorizing correct chemical formulas is a waste of time anyway.
"I blanked on the "Idols of the tribe" so I drew the picture of the Indians dancing around a fire. When I got the exam back not only had i gotten credit for the drawing but the professor added a drawing of a Mushroom shaped bong. I asked him about it and
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Don't ask me again.