How about bonus points for ADD?
Student Solves Physics Problem With Godzilla
She's got all the right curves.
Arr matey! Partial credit ahoy!
Science papers are so much easier for juggalos.
Obviously everything's drawn to scale.
Not even partial credit?
Fake, but clever. I call it Falever.
"You woke me up from my 36 hour nap for this?"
Well, that's somewhat positive, right?

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