It is thursday evening. You have just completed an arduous, two-and-a-half-blue-book-long exam for which you stayed up all night studying. Your breath reeks of stale coffee, your eyes are weighted by dark desolate rings, and your hair is a fucking mess.

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I've settled my debts. Prayed for forgiveness. Duct taped myself inside my dorm room. I am at peace with the end of everything as we know it. As soon as that happens. Wait, when's that supposed to happen again? December twenty-somethingth? I always forget. Shit.

/article/6856572 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6856572/twas-the-night-before-finals Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:43:10 -0500 Twas the night before finals, when all through the dorm
Not a person was sleeping, though that was the norm
Empty Red Bull, iced coffee, and trash strewn about
In hope that some seeds of knowledge would sprout

The students were sitting uncomfortably at their chairs
Hoping thoughts of good grades won't be met with despair.
And my roommate in his pajamas, and I in my jeans
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Everyone plans on studying for finals, but few actually get the job done. It's like a bell curve, and that reference would actually make sense if you studied for your Stat final.

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1. I would totally win that ——- contest, if I weren't ——-.
A. wet t-shirt contest . . such a dedicated nudist
B. spelling . . flarg
C. meditation . . so damn angry
D. unicorn riding . . hallucinating
E. three-legged race . . a squid

2. The best part about ——- is all the sexy ass ——-.
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