"Eyes" Stuff

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Creepy Anime Eyes Girl

video Creepy Anime Eyes Girl

picture You only need to see it once to see it everywhere.

picture Don't even try to escape her gaze. You'll turn to stone.

The Language of Eyes

picture The Language of Eyes

I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.

"We're watching you. Always."

picture "We're watching you. Always."

"A wrecking ball and bulldozer are coming my way! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."

picture "A wrecking ball and bulldozer are coming my way! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."

Since all these girls have crazy eyes you'd think one of them would see that guy.

picture Since all these girls have crazy eyes you'd think one of them would see that guy.

I get what they did here. What I don't get is why they have a baby elephant in their dorm.

picture I get what they did here. What I don't get is why they have a baby elephant in their dorm.

If you looked at this picture before attempting to read the description it is futile - you've already turned to stone.

picture If you looked at this picture before attempting to read the description it is futile - you've already turned to stone.

That woman's finally turned into what she always wanted: the cat lady.

picture That woman's finally turned into what she always wanted: the cat lady.

These are what the Jawa's dogs look like.

picture These are what the Jawa's dogs look like.

NO. MORE. LOLCATS!!!

picture NO. MORE. LOLCATS!!!

You're My One-Eyed Girl

video You're My One-Eyed Girl

Technically, she's winking at us.

Grandma won't know what hit her. But we will. It's that cat. Right there under the chair. See it? With the crazy eyes. That's what will hit grandma.

picture Grandma won't know what hit her. But we will. It's that cat. Right there under the chair. See it? With the crazy eyes. That's what will hit grandma.

What's the opposite of cross eyed?

picture What's the opposite of cross eyed?

Solution: Double your drink dosage.

picture Solution: Double your drink dosage.

Guy Surprised to See Boobs

picture Guy Surprised to See Boobs

"Boobs! I haven't seen you since, like, high school. How have you been?"

He must go to the same Optometrist as Superman.

picture He must go to the same Optometrist as Superman.

Still probably the nicest male figure these women have...

picture Still probably the nicest male figure these women have...

The wise old owl will not lend you his notes again, man.

picture The wise old owl will not lend you his notes again, man.

Wounded Hand Dryer

picture Wounded Hand Dryer

All's fair in love and making sure your hand isn't all wet when you see a high school friend's dad on your way back to your table.

Stoned Dog is Stoned

picture Stoned Dog is Stoned

His tongue is like a giant spoon, man.

Girl's Makeup Will Haunt Your Dreams

picture Girl's Makeup Will Haunt Your Dreams

Apparently, if you ask her, her pores are scarier.

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