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Dozens of Simpson Eyes Staring at You on an Airplane
Ever see a TV that could watch you?
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Frozen Tears
No one person is at fault here. You forgot their birthday, they forgot to find shelter after running out of the house to hide how upset they were.
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Star Wars Eye Test
The best opening to an optometrist appointment of all time.
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Wounded Hand Dryer
All's fair in love and making sure your hand isn't all wet when you see a high school friend's dad on your way back to your table.
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Girl's Makeup Will Haunt Your Dreams
Apparently, if you ask her, her pores are scarier.
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Guy Surprised to See Boobs
"Boobs! I haven't seen you since, like, high school. How have you been?"
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Eyelashes on Car's Headlights
"Ugh, I look so fat in silver. Why didn't you get me in black?!" - worst car ever
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Freaky Eyed Girls
You could pick any of their eyes and it'd be scary.
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The Language of Eyes
I think eye should wear sunglasses from now on.
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Cat Derp
Me haz too much cap nit
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Stoned Dog is Stoned
His tongue is like a giant spoon, man.


