Whatever it takes to make her stop holding out and release some of those fabulous hair secrets.
This is exactly why you're supposed to say cheese in pictures.
If she really wants, she can probably buy some at her local gastroenterologist.
I thought racism would have way more than 1,497 fans.
Every dog has his day.
Give the guy a break, his doctorate is in biology.
It's a good thing he only has 2 friends.
This fight obviously can't be won with wits. Let's take it to the Octagon.
He was like "baby, baby, baby, oooh," which is why he his now in prison.
Pops is just mad he didn't get a shoutout in the profile.
You can't spell incestuous without I and U
Breakfast in bed would be a good start, if followed by finally moving out.
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
I've never thrown up in my mouth and been hungry at the same time.
Why can't you use the right form of your!? Because you're stupid.
"Well, since we're already chattin'. When do you turn 18?"
To be fair she's only his first cousin.